MUCOLYTIC

Alleluia, I almost lost this clasic forever.

THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO YOUR BOSS:

1. Ano!? Yan lang di niyo pa kayang gawin at iuutos niyo pa sa akin?

2. Hellooo! Gawin niyo na iyan no para naman huwag niyong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip.

3. Sir, makinig kaya kayo sa akin!? Pwede?

4. Puwede ba, busy ako? Mamaya na po yan.

5. Pwede pong paki-decide kung alin sa 10 inutos niyo sakin ngayon ang talagang urgent?

6. Absent po ako today. Wala lang, ayaw ko po kayong makita eh...

7. Sir, bili niyo naman akong yosi. Sige na! Sa inyo na lang po yung sukli.

8. Uwi na po ako ha. Bahala na kayo dito sa opis..

9. Sir, pwede po bang taasan ang sweldo ko? Ang hirap kasi ng trabaho ko eh, ang pakisamahan kayo!

10. Bakit po pag kami walang ginagawa pinapagalitan niyo kami? Pero bakit pag kayo ok lang?

11. Ma'am, ang bait niyo po talaga. Sana kunin na ! kayo ni Lord.

12. And it is with utmost sincerity that I wish you the best of luck spending the rest of your afterlife rotting in hell at Satan's side where you belong.

13. Kung totoong nag-client call kayo patingin ng service report niyo!

14. Sagutin niyo naman yung telepono. A little exercise won't hurt.

15. Sige, gagawin ko po ito. Pero pagtimpla niyo ko ng kape.

16. Ano?!! Di niyo alam mag-print? Sayang ang laptop n yo ma'am.

17. Shut up when I'm talking to you!

18. Sir aminin niyo na po, nagpapa-cute lang kayo sa client. Kunyari pa kayo na binebentahan niyo siya.

19. Ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkaka-plastic surgery niyo, banat na banat! Lalo tuloy kayo pinagtatawanan eh.

20. Ngayon na due ito? Eh di kayo gumawa!

21. Sir, tinatamad po akong pumasok ngayon e. Sa bahay na lang po ako mag-iinternet at mage-games, ala pang gastos.

22. Huli kayo! Nanonood din pala kayo ng VCD ha!

23. Sir, lahat po ng kelangan niyo nandyan na. Kelangan niyo lang po tingnan mabuti!

24. Tsk tsk tsk, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko e. Ayaw niyo kasi makinig sakin.

25. Basahin niyo muna ang lahat ng email messages niyo bago niyo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa niyo.

26. Hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, kaya wag po ninyo akong utusan.

27. Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo. Talagang titirik ang PC niyo kung hindi kayo magde-delete ng email!

28. Kabit nyo po ba yung prinomote mo?

29. Boss, VCD o, bold! (Greenhills Virramall style)

30. Daddy, Monday ngayon. Yung baon ko!?

31. Kasama ba sa job description ko to?

32. If I do what you tell me to, will this change the world?

33. Okay lang umabsent kayo. It does not really matter. Mas maaga pa kaming makakapag-lunch.

34. Sir naman, hindi naman po lahat ng tao kasing bobo niyo.

35. Karapatan ko nang umuwi pagpatak ng 5pm, 8 hours lang ang binabayaran sa akin eh! Karapatan ko ring mag-absent! At karapatan kong ring masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko!

36. Ma'am huwag na po kayong mag-english. Lalo lang pong nagiging obvious ang pagiging tanga niyo.

37. Ha!ha!ha! Hindi ka ba marunong mag-fax?!

38. Sa tono ng pananalita niyo parang naiintindihan ninyo ang pinag-uusapan namin ah.

39. Sana po pwede ko rin kayong i-evaluate no? Sigurado lagi kayong bagsak sakin.

40. Kung ano man po ang kasalanan ko ay kasalanan niyo rin. Boss ko kayo eh.

41. Maglinis naman po kayo ng table niyo.

42. Hoy! Ikaw, halika nga rito at tulungan mo ko!

43. Sir, umabsent naman po kayo paminsan-minsan. Masaya po kasi ang buong office pag wala kayo eh.

# posted by Nate : 4:16 AM

Tayo'y mag-testing-testing.

# posted by Nate : 4:09 AM

Thank God I was able to retrieve this long-lost spam from the Information Ukay-Ukay.

1.) You have scars on your knees and elbows

2.) You owned a bike

3.) You had a barkada around your neighborhood (all of you had bikes)

4.) You loved climbing on your house's roof (and your neighbor's roof as well)

5.) You went inside an abandoned house in your neighborhood just to see what it looks like inside

6.) You ate all the aratilis in your neighborhood

7.) You plucked all the gumamelas in the area for soap bubbles

8.) Your parents forced you to take afternoon siestas with the threat that you will not be allowed to play outside.

9.) You are never found in your house in the afternoon. You are often found playing in the street with your neighborhood friends.

10.) You loved exploring vacant lots for hidden knick-knacks

11.) You just can't resist jumping in a sandpile

12.) You know all the street games (patintero, agawan base, langit-lupa,etc., etc.)

13.) You owned a family computer.

14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer.

15.) You'd rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play family computer.

16.) You gleefully boast that games today are so easy because of the character's life
bar (remember when we used to play Mario? we died the minute a goomba hit us)

17.) You know this code by heart: UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-B-A-START (select-start for 2 players)

18.) You owned a superhero costume (especially a superman costume)

19.) For the girls: You dressed up like Punky Brewster, Madonna and Debbie Gibson; For the boys: You dressed up like David Hasselhoff's knight rider, David Bowie or had Clarke Kent's little bang. And now you think that the 80's had the suckiest dress sense.

20.) You had a denim jacket

21.) You had a sticker book especially that Age of Dinosaurs sticker book.

22.) You were addicted to rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony, thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, etc., etc.

23.) You played pc games like tapper, moonbugs, alley cat and prince of persia.

24.) Ms Word did not exist in your vocabulary but Wordstar did!

25.) You love 80's music even if you don't want to admit it.

26.) You've climbed up mango trees to catch salagubang, tie a sting around its neck and let it fly around in frenzy

27.) You've spent hours in the afternoon catching tutubi... yellow-green was the easiest to catch, blue being finicky, and red being a rare breed...

28.) You used to take Flinstones vitamins (which you didn't mind 'cause it was yummy) and Scott's liver oil

29.) You know the cartoon show, Beverly Hills Teens

30.) You know Kuya Bodgie from Batibot

31.) You watch Uncle Bob's Lucky Seven Club

32.) ! You used AQUA NET to fashion ur 4-inch-high bangs.

33.) Your blouses had paddings.

34.) You owned wide studded colorful belts.

35.) You watched some of your favorite shows on betamax or even UHF 17 (the channel from Clark Air Base - or was it Subic?)

36.) You collected and "swapped" perfumed stationeries with your classmates and friends, but followed the unwritten rule that you never write on them.

37.) The only place you go to for summer vacation is BAGUIO !

38.) On that note, camp john hay served BEST ice cream

39.) Most of us were brought to the EDSA revolution

40.) You remember what Ricky Martin used to look like back then

41.) You think that Julie Vega is a better actress that Judy Ann

42.) You get confused playing playstation because of all the buttons on the keypad (nintendo only had the direction pad, a & b buttons and the start & select keys)

43.) You know all the Bagets and Ninja Kids

44.) You got to ride the train ride at greenhills shopping center

45.) Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were the players at the time

46.) You know more 80's music than the song "Buttercup"

47.) You were allowed to bathe in the rain

48.) You were taught to comb your hair one-sided

49.) You've collected matangpusa and mongo beans so you can have ammunition for sumpit

50.) You knew who madam bola and sitsiritsit and alibangbang was.

51.) Every Christmas you anticipate going to BIG Bang sa Alabang- with the giant slide.

52.) You know the Ewoks

53.) You had Mighty Kid shoes and Greg shoes.

54.) You know what Time Space Warp means (and you know who Fuma Lae-Ar is)

55.) You and your barkada had a specific Bioman name.

56.) You sucked all the nectar from the santan plant, hence your mother got really pissed at you for destroying the santan plant.

57.) You played with marbles and text (yung cards ha!!!) And you count cards like this: I-SA, DALA-WA, TAT-LO, A-PAT... walo na iyon!

58.) For girls: You wore denim miniskirts with rubber shoes. For guys: You had those bitin na pantalon which you wore with high-top rubber shoes!!!

59.) You loved cheezels and chicakdees because of the great prizes it had! (remember sticky hands, bear popups, and the stick on tattoos which were "banned" due to drugs daw?)

60.) Puffy cone still existed!!!

61.) Sosy ka if you bought a Magnolia drumstick

62.) Twin Popsies were meant to be shared with a friend.

63.) Ice Drop was the cheapest treat.

64.) You have those disney bow biters for your rubber shoes

65.) You know who Alf is.

66.) You're familiar with the show "Perfect Strangers".

67.) Idol mo si McGyver.

68.) "That's Entertainment" ang "the bomb" nung mga panahon na yun.

69.) Sikat ka kapag alam mo ang wordstar at lotus 1,2,3

70.) Six digits lang ang telephone number niyo dati.

71.) Tatlong .25 cents lang eh makakatawag ka na sa pay-phone.

72.) Cute pa si Aiza non sa Eat Bulaga.

73.) Si Amado Pineda pa ang nagbabalita ng panahon

74.) You drank Chocolate milk from the Magnolia glass bottle which you kept for holding water in your ref.

75.) Brown Cow tasted better than Hersheys!

76.) Shake Rattle and Roll 1 was the most horrifying movie for you then.

77.) The most comfortable shoes for you is still Sperry Topsiders.

78.) Dress shoes mo eh loafers pa rin.

79.) The best movies of all time are pretty in pink, breakfast club, 16 candles and some kind of wonderful

80.) You show off your pencil case which have hidden compartments that pop-out at the press of a button...

81.) You have Bensia pencils which are refillable...

82.) Fiesta carnival was the place to be (kumbaga enchanted kingdom sya ng 80's)

83.) Takot kang mag-year 2000 kasi baka magunaw ang mundo.

84.) Masarap ang Goya and Serg's.

85.) Nakakasakay ka pa sa kotseng walang aircon.

86.) You know the lyrics ng "Tinapang Bangus" at "Alagang-alaga namin si Puti" ng Batibot.

87.) You know these commercials:

a. YCBIKINIBRIEF - remember this one? Ycbikinibrief / ycbikinibrief /yc! bikinibrief for the man who packs a wallop / YC had fashion / YC has style...

b. RA Homevision - those guys from cash and carry makati couldn't have done it better. Sports. Adventure. Cartoons. Award Winners and More. Featuring the voice talent of Frankie Evangelista. I will never forget the creepy hand at the start of the ad. Parang ET na nasa spaceship!

c. Arthur's Legaspi Towers - nuff said.

d. La Germania Mama Mia commercials - ditto

88.) Bumibili ka ng caramel candy, texas or bazooka bubblegum, tira-tira at tootsie roll sa tindahan

89.) Naabutan mo pa na korteng flower ang singko

90.) You're familiar with this song: si nena ay bata pa, kaya ang sabi niya ay um-ah-um-ah-ah. hanggang patanda siya nang patanda at pabastos ng pabastos hehehe!

# posted by Nate : 8:55 AM