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Thursday, February 04, 2010

Smoking helps you lose weight. One lung at a time.

Behind every great man there's a surprised woman.

The reason why men lie is because women ask so many questions.

Success is relative. The more success, the more relative.
Doc bakit gabi gabi nananaginip na sumasayaw ako.

Doc: Inumin mo lang tong gamot, gagaling ka na!

Patient: Di pwede doc. Grand finals na mamaya eh.

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