Monday, March 01, 2010
During a mass, the priest taps the microphone and says, there’s something wrong with the microphone.” The people responded, “And also with you.”
The hotel guest called room service, “I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee, watery orange juice, and cold, hard, unbuttered toast.” The room service clerk asked, “Why in the world would you want a terrible breakfast like that?” “I’m homesick.”
