Monday, November 30, 2009
Sex jokes etc.
Please note that lying in bed with somebody and screaming Oh my God Oh my God will not be counted as prayer.
After having sex, the girl keeps on touching on organ of the guy! Guy: you want more? Girl" Nope! My namimiss lang kasi ako. Girl: Cno? Ung ex mo? Girl: Hindi! My ganito kasi ako before.
Host: Ano ang gagawin nyo king may katabi na kayong $1 million?
American: Go on a world tour!
Japanese: Put up a hotel!
Korean: Build a house!
Taiwanese: Make a business!
Pinoy: Tulog uli para maging 2 million!
