MUCOLYTIC

A Malaysian died and went to hell. There he found that there is a
different hell for each country. He went first to the German hell and
asked "What do they do here?" He was told "First they put you in the
electric chair for an hour; then they lay you on the bed of nails for
another hour and hen the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day."
The man of course did not like the sound of that at all; and he
checked
out the USA hell as well as the British hell and many more. He
discovered they are more or less the same. Then he came to the
Malaysian
hell and found that there was a very long queue of people waiting to
get
in. Amazedly he asked, "What do they do here?"

He was told "First they put you in the electric chair for an hour;
then
they lay you on the bed of nails for another hour and then the
Malaysian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But, that is exactly the same as German hell - why are there such a
long queue?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work;
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed; and the devil is a
former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the registry and then goes to
canteen ...."

God is so wise coz he never created us with price tags coz if he did, I couldn’t afford a precious one like you. Pero pagiipunan pa rin kita.

Pg makulit dw cute
Cute daw yung makulit
Mga makukulit cute
Cute talaga makukulit
Cute ang mga makukulit
Mas makulit mas cute
Kulit kulit ko noh?
Bakit kaya?

Punta na ako US sa april 4. stop na me s work ko. Give ko na lang number ko dun. Sna gimik naman tayo before I leave. Sorry for the late notice. I have no choice, nakapasa ako sa… American Idol!

Say palya. Bow!
Siak si palyan agoratel.
Eges koy naknoy bukel
Ampait balet makapesel
Makapangan kayoy dakel
Balet no sikayoy naitel
Agyo ak natetel

Di ko ba naikwento na inakyat kami ng magnanakaw kagabi? Kala nga naming papatayin kaming lahat. Grabe yung kaba ko. Mabuti isa lang ung sadya nila: Picture Ko.

One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. 1% senti. 99% mental. Hehehe. Kaya kasundo kita eh. Wag ka change ha?