MUCOLYTIC

“WALA LANG”

Pass this to 18 people and nothing will happen.

Totoo! This is very effective. I just tried it, wala talagang nangyari.

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Money: It can buy a house but not a home, a clock but not time, a book but not knowledge, it can buy position but not respect. It can buy medicine but not health, blood but not life. See, money isn’t everything. And if often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Cash is fine and I accept checks too.

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Si Gas at Pamasahe nauusap.
Gas: Anu ba kasi and problema mo?
Pamasahe: Ala mo bang dahil sayo, nagmahal ako?

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Pangasinan joke

Helper: Padre, nantext may amok ed abroad, pamisaan da kuno may inatey dan aso.

Pari: Tuo labat so mimisaan, angapoy pibabale da iratay aso! Ambagel ira!

Helper: Siren! Anto lay gawaen ko ed samay 10,000 ya impawit da para misa ey?

Pari: Ay katawan! Ag mo met imbagan tampul ya Katoliko manaya imay aso da.

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If your crush keeps staring at you and you can’t help but notice, just tell him or her this: Kalma lang! Makikita mo pa ako bukas.

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IQ Test

1. Magkaaway kayo ng kaibigan mo. Ano ang gagawin mo para mabalik ang dating sigla ng Mindanao?

2. Naiwan mo ang ID mo, ano ang sasabihin mo sa security guard para i-add ka nya sa Friendster?

3. Sa kalagayan ng gobyerno natin ngayon, may pagasa pa bang lumaki ang pasas?

4. Oo o hindi -- ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon?

5. Libing ng aso mo, eh may outing ang barkada. Ano ang una mong mong isusuot.. pantalon o T-shirt?